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CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled

TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

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CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm
Hey R@per if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh ra**r?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!


TAGS: dora the explorer gritty reboot
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - July 22, 2013, 11:21 pm
This is the type of movie that was made to be watched drunk and high.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:18 pm
... I might actually pay to see this. I won't guarantee I would be SOBER, but I might pay to see this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
Hasta la vista, baby. that's Spanish for "Goodbye, baby."
nicholsjoshua15 - April 7, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thanks for the five stars. Dora has gone bad-ass on all of us.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 4:26 pm

She's even doing the 'tough-guy walk away' thing. Nice one. 5Ls for the boooom.

REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...


TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by tellezs

premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.


GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right

TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

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MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)

superhero mom -

TAGS: mask boots handcuffs
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 5, 2016, 9:53 am
LMAO!! Outstanding! ^^^^^Up

HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!

TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....

PARANOIA - It starts here.

TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.

ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.



TAGS: elvis godzilla cinema bootleg
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous2 - December 11, 2009, 4:47 pm
Since Elvis never left the U.S. because his manager was an illegal alien, Godzilla came to Elvis. Elvis lost, thus Charles Barkley had to challenge Godzilla to basketball decades later.

MARINES - You may have been the apple of your mother's eye. But you're in the Corps now.

TAGS: marines military boot camp sergeants
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:10 pm

HE WHO - walks in someoneĀ“s footsteps will never leave some of his own

TAGS: boy smiling boots footsteps child
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2012, 11:40 am
EXCELLENT! great start

PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart!

TAGS: time to buy some thicker boots
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MissEKnight - February 27, 2012, 5:48 am
This is a fd up attempt to make animal abuse funny.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 10:44 pm
I'm always reminded of a penny arcade comic about hamster gladiators and names being picked out of a hat.
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:41 pm
Yeah, this one.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 7:57 pm
I thought LogicDude was banned for life a PetSmart. This must be an old poster.
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 6:16 pm
Hilarious. Don't run with your hamster. 5Ls
Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 6:13 pm
Don't tell Tom Cruise...5/5
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
If I had a hamster i'de have my own fighting machine right now!


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


TAGS: boot leather et al
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
They taste like chicken!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:53 am
SHMOO-th. (look it up) 5.
Cloudchaser - May 10, 2011, 10:13 am
That's why you see people protesting fur, but not leather.

THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.

TAGS: grass horse rodeo fall boot
Rating: 4.1/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2012, 10:40 am
WHOA, that's a real face-plant connection


DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"

TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am
Shut the f*** up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!

nature sounds -

TAGS: booty call
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 2, 2016, 2:02 pm
The Rite of Sprint!

EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...



TAGS: discomfort boot in ass
Rating: 4.6/5

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BrassMonkey - January 29, 2012, 7:18 pm
Looks like hes got a pretty severe case of foot in a** syndrome

ORIGINAL BOOTCAMP - The pain trains coming wooot wooot!


SPIT SHINE - The amount of time it takes to destroy a parade-quality polish is directly and inversely proportional to the amount of time spent achieving the gloss.

TAGS: boots spit shine military
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

50cal - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm
Baking them made the process much shorter with a bit of high gloss!
DocMonty - December 6, 2010, 9:52 am
Call me Crazy, but I miss having Spit shine boots.

ZOBIE BOOT CAMP - Run as if your life depends upon it

TAGS: zombie boot camp run life
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 26, 2011, 7:24 pm
Yeah, I just noticed I misspelled zombie... Doh! Too little sleep too much Jim Beam.
rerun - May 26, 2011, 6:01 pm

because the mods approved this at 5am without the benefit of coffee.
Budog - May 26, 2011, 12:56 pm
The Mods were too d*** busy running from the zombies to give a crap! Good news is we can loot Victorville, head out across pear Blossom Highway to Eagle Rock. I knew if we really buckled down I figure we can make it to the In N' Out Burger before closing
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:19 am
When yopu repost this, add the line "BECAUSE IT DOES"
Verdeckt - May 26, 2011, 6:36 am
how did that get past the _M_ods ?

Snake Skin -


Reboot Universe -


TAGS: 1876 alexander graham bell booty call
Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L a minute
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
good one jake
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:23 pm
lol, you know the first call was made to his a**istant right? XD

iBoot -

Reboot, Remake, Sequel? -

TAGS: hollywood movie reboot remake sequel
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - June 10, 2013, 12:29 am
I'd like to see the runway they used. I hear that based on the speed and length of screentime, it's 28.75 miles long

A PIRATE'S LIFE - How did the pirate give up smoking? With a patch and a little booty!

FROM CLARK KENT TO SUPERMAN - What happens in the phone booth STAYS in the phone booth.

THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING - And That's Just What They'll Do Dahling!


TAGS: love the neckerchief it matches your boots
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ani - September 2, 2009, 4:25 pm
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 4:28 pm
Mighty fine poster there, pardner.


TAGS: bear cavalry training boot camp
Rating: 3.15/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 9:46 pm
I'm just not seeing any reference to horsemanship.
mariand - December 29, 2012, 9:10 pm
nice play of words, Emilio...;)
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 8:46 pm

WHEN I TRY - To Blend Into The Surroundings...The Lack Of A White Boot Seems To Blow My Cover!


TAGS: quarters chick h**tie halloween kissing booth wife
Rating: 2.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 2, 2010, 1:22 am
ICE makes a good point.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Hey myface dweeb. Try putting up a few posters of your own before you start doling out the criticism.
Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:15 am
well logic man....why do you even have that name if you can't use it lol
Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
What will a $1 get me? Besides a sammich.

SERIOUSLY - Can we talk a moment about... diarrhea?

SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard smoke alarm booth bennet
Rating: 2.18/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:42 am
it's in IRAQ, Cheif. Everything is dry and flamable!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:54 am
Nice pic. Dry leaves, lots of b***s and a tossed smoke detector equals voided insurance.

FREAKING OUT - Open Your Mind, But Have A Spotter Near By So You Don't Eat Your Brain

PHOTOBOOTH - You're Never Too Old to Pretend You're a Superhero

TAGS: ph**obooth
Rating: 1.08/5

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parenting -

TAGS: dad mom booty feelings
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 28, 2016, 2:21 pm
Up your's

I don't think you're ready, for this jelly -

Syntax Error -

Gritty Badass Reboots. -